i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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