She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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