There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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