I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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