So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
