I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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