glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
