So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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