I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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