im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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