Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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