Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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