so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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