i think i have herpe
just one?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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