how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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