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Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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