Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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