The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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