just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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