Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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