We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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