I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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