brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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