Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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