Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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