doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Enjoy the penises
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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