I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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