I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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