you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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