Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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