this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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