everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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