she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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