my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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