You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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