Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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