Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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