In the future we'll all be gay
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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