come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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