When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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