We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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