You're so nebulous sometimes
love makes seman taste better
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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