Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
What a dumb baby whore.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize