Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think your dad took our porno
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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