if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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