let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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