quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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