my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
nutella sex= disaster
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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