I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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