super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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