The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
