Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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