just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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