I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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